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There is a first time for everything, I guess…

I have been hanging around the internet since 1995, yes I am old, yes I know the sound a 28k8 modem makes 😀 And I have been watching porn online ever since, but I was never caught by a stranger. That was until yesterday…..

I was doing homework in an internet cafe and stranger who sat next to me, started talking to me. And she wanted to show me something on my laptop. The moment she hit “PO” on my keyboard, I knew it wouldn’t end well 😮

My entire pornhub history showed, you know the titles off all the “movies” I have been watching where there for her to see. We sat there like 4 seconds in complete silence….. In that silence I contemplated saying “Listen, I was extremely horny last night” I decided against it. After those quiet 4 seconds we continued like nothing happened 😎

I shared this story with my real family (not the backward retards I have the bad luck of sharing a name and dna with). We all had a good laugh about it,  the best reaction was given by Sonia (my mom ❤ ). Her reaction is in the screenshot below:

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Remember you can always do the cliccie for a larger piccie 😛