La Boina Roja

Linux, the struggles are real!


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This used to be me….

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When I write it used to be me, I am not referring to “the artist” 😐

I have been drinking wine for quite some time now, and I’ve noticed the last couple of years wine slowly but steadily lost it’s appeal. Last time I drank wine was months ago, late 2019. There was time where I couldn’t imagine not drinking wine 😮 Hell, I proudly used to say, “Ever since I started drinking wine, there hasn’t passed a week where I didn’t drink at least one bottle” Look at me in this pic in 2001 gobbling up that red, red, wine.

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I drink beer now 😎

 


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There is a first time for everything, I guess…

I have been hanging around the internet since 1995, yes I am old, yes I know the sound a 28k8 modem makes 😀 And I have been watching porn online ever since, but I was never caught by a stranger. That was until yesterday…..

I was doing homework in an internet cafe and stranger who sat next to me, started talking to me. And she wanted to show me something on my laptop. The moment she hit “PO” on my keyboard, I knew it wouldn’t end well 😮

My entire pornhub history showed, you know the titles off all the “movies” I have been watching where there for her to see. We sat there like 4 seconds in complete silence….. In that silence I contemplated saying “Listen, I was extremely horny last night” I decided against it. After those quiet 4 seconds we continued like nothing happened 😎

I shared this story with my real family (not the backward retards I have the bad luck of sharing a name and dna with). We all had a good laugh about it,  the best reaction was given by Sonia (my mom ❤ ). Her reaction is in the screenshot below:

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Remember you can always do the cliccie for a larger piccie 😛


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Wow! What a nice suprise!

So I was just checking out my stats page, of which you can see a part below.

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And I noticed that files were being downloaded from my blog. I was like 😮

“Huh, people actually download the stuff I upload??!!??? WTF, seriously???!! How is THAT even possible??!!”

Then I went to check how many times files were downloaded in 2019. Turns out file download counts were not recorded before July 2019. So this are the downloads from July till now.

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I must say it is pretty neat, since I always wondered if other people gave a fuck about what I put up on the site. To be fair, it is quite humbling and it encourages me to do better.

What I want to say is, thank you, thank you so much! This made my day, I really needed this today 😥

Remember, you can always do the cliccie for a larger piccie 😛


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Me giving tech support through WhatsApp

I never tell people that “I am good with computers” ❗
What also helps it is not expected from me. But, sometimes, I can’t avoid it.
This is a vid I made for a friend who sent me a text asking for help. She was ready with popcorn to watch some awful romcom, but the vid wouldn’t play and she didn’t know what to do.

In the vid you can see how I help her out, it is in Dutch btw 😎


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Bloody keyboard!

Today the darn thing fell on top of my recovering (of course Photobucket) wrist.

It.hurt.quite.a.LOT.

I seriously considered finding a hammer Photobucket but I figured I need the twat to learn Python.

This comment in my spam box did make me feel a little bit  better.

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A spammer who wrote a comment herself instead of using auto generated crap? Too bad her punctuation is bit off Photobucket otherwise it would have been brilliant.


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My broken wrist in scans and pictures!

Remember you can always do the cliccie for the larger piccie Photobucket

The broken wrist

This was the result of falling down a flight of stairs Photobucket I also had a dislocated elbow btw.

The pins

They’re pretty sharp huh?

Apparantly it was a very mean break and it was decided to place these three pins inside my wrist. Look at how sharp they are Photobucket everytime I moved my pinkie I could atleast feel one of them scrape at the inside of my skin Photobucket

The pins inside my wrist

As you can see the pins were completely buried inside my wristPhotobucket

The wounds being stichted up after the pins were removed

It took quite some force to get them out of my wrist, a nurse had to hold my wrist down while the surgeon used so much force that all I could think was “Please don’t break it againPhotobucket” This is also unfortunately the grossest pic I can give you, I hoped to get a pic of the pins covered in tissue and bloodPhotobucket but they came out remarkebly cleanPhotobucket

While I am still recovering from the wrist and elbow and actually still have physical therapy for both of them, I herewith would like to thank to the entire staff of Sint Fransicus Gasthuis Rotterdam for doing such a great jobPhotobucket PhotobucketPhotobucket  This song I’m dedicating to all of you!


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The pins have been removed!

Like hell they are Photobucket

I not only had cast around a good part of my right arm but I also had 3 pins inside my wrist. Everytime if someone asked if it weren’t itching under my cast I would answer “No, but maybe that’s because everytime I move my fingers, I can feel the pins scrape at the inside of my skinPhotobucket“. (This reply always led to horror-struck faces.)

They’re pretty sharp huh?

These pins  were completely buried inside my wristPhotobucket They have been removed last Thursday, while I was partially under. I must say the feeling of having something removed out of my bones was quite intresting, at the very least. I wouldn’t object to experiencing that againPhotobucketDon’t worry, I am not planning to break something againPhotobucketBesides the force that was used scared the hell out of me. A nurse had to hold down my wrist while the surgeon used so much force to remove the pins, that all I could think was “Please, don’t break my wrist againPhotobucket“.

I would love to gross you guys out with a picture of the pins covered in my blood. Unfortunately, a picture of the wounds being sticthed and the long elegant fingers of surgeon Vijgen will have to do.

Since another doctor just went nuclear on my arse when I tried (= I didn’t stand a chance) to discuss the pro’s and cons off a sub-clavicular piercing. (Ever noticed, how all doctors are great at the “Child, I am the parent you’ve never had and right now,  I am very dissapointend in youPhotobucket” lecture?) I’ve let go of the idea of permanent Photobucket foreign objects inside me. Unless, I live to see an RFID chip forced inside me, all for the sake of  “national security” of course Photobucket

Here you can read and see how someone is having that crap planted inside him voluntarily at a hackers conference of all placesPhotobucketWhich reminds me, I still have to read “This Perfect Day” by Ira Levin in which the main character is nicknamed “Chip”.

Btw, here is a scan of my broken wrist, next time I’m in the hospital I’ll see if I can get a scan of my wrist with the pins insidePhotobucket